At G-branch we're always asking searching questions in the pursuit of product innovation. One such question (after a recent outbreak of ants in the G-canteen) was: Are ants pests? Our conclusion: No. Ants offer the average pet owner the same advantages as a hamster, dog, or pony. With this in mind, we are proud to introduce The Ant Habitat - an ant habitat created for people bored with domestic pets.The Ant Habitat uses the same technology that our learned colleagues at NASA developed back in 2003. Their mission: take ants into space to see how successfully they tunnel when exposed to microgravity.
The technology we speak of is a blue transparent non-toxic gel rich with nutrients to encourage an ant's healthy growth... Oh, do try and keep up... this means you do not need to feed or water your ants. They have everything they need in the gel. You simply marvel at their agility. Better still, you can keep The Ant Habitat on your desk, mantle piece, or bedside cabinet day or night. The advantages over a pony are obvious. Please Note: The aforementioned ant infestation in G-canteen has now been successfully dealt with.